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As each level loads, a random message is displayed. There are a total of ten messages, listed below in random order.
 * The moving creature does not actually like apple cubes. He prefers to eat Cube Bean Salad, but since he can’t reach his wallet with those short arms of his, he can’t afford one.
 * Inside the photographs scattered around the world are tiny bells, explaining the sound they make when picked up. The bells were placed there by extremely small engineer creatures that feed on the dirt on safka hair. That’s why the hair of safkas is always clean.
 * 211 years ago the cubes had had enough of being moved around and used as tools. They decided to become barbers that specialized in mustache grooming. They soon figured out that styling facial hair without arms is quite difficult.
 * Sebastian once spent all his savings to buy the world’s largest garlic. That was several years ago and he is still making garlic juice from it.
 * Painting a cube efficiently is never easy. That’s why the cube painter has developed six arms so he can paint each side of a cube simultaneously. That’s how the story goes anyway. No one has ever seen this legendary creature.
 * The Safkas go on a march every 100 years to find out who is the toughest and most persistent. They always turn back after a couple of minutes because they realize they forgot their hats.
 * Have you found the Ultra Deluxe System yet? There were only two games produced for it – ilomilo shuffle and the Huntsman and the Fox. Besides playing games, the Ultra Deluxe System could also be used as a waffle iron.
 * The stretching cube’s ability to extend was developed under a period of 1000 years for it to be able to reach it’s coat on the hanger before leaving the house.
 * Sebastian’s flying creature does not respond to a name. He must whistle three short signals through his left nostril to summon it. As Sebastian is allergic to many things, such as garlic, this procedure can get quite messy.
 * Sebastian owns 73 hats. He only wears one, though. The rest of them are used for storing notes of words that Sebastian invented himself.